I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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