Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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