she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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