jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
