I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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