hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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