She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I am midnight drunk by noon
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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