oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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