i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
How's work?
Spinning.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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