either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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