True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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