doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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