# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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