is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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