she was so not down for the gang bang
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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