so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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