it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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