We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She bit a glass in half.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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