dude i'm inner monologue high
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
