i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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