I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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