i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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