Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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