quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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