why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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