Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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