Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
she told me i tasted like america
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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