Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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