idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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