it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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