Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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