He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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