Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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