i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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