Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
