i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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