i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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