when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Bring me that man meat
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize