I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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