Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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