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(313): View more from Michigan

I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight

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(817): View more from Texas

Should I hook up with a slut its your call

(713): View more from Texas

Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(631): View more from New York

Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao

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(302): View more from Delaware

the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark

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(775): View more from Nevada

Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent

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(214): View more from Texas

I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."

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(916): View more from California

I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday

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