i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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