Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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