she was so not down for the gang bang
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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