I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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