normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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