i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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