I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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