so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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