im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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