I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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