it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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