You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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