im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I wish you could order shots online.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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