I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
