Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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