please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
